Macc Lads - The Sweeper lyrics

Pissing down with rain on a Tuesday night I stood and watched my team play like a bag of sh*te (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a twat The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) So what!? You scored? Well shut your fu*king gobs! (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) You might have won, but we've got bigger co*ks (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) Piss your pants! That deserves a booking! sh*t your bags! He played the ba*tard ball! fu*king hell! Thesе pies need cooking! Coffee's sh*t and the bovril's cold Get stuck in! You'rе playing like a weed! We're free to be concentrating on the league (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) He's booked! Thank fu*k! Let's bring on the sub He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) Up your arse! A mile outside the box! (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) You might have won, but we've got bigger co*ks! (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) Piss your pants! That's a ba*tard corner! Chuck this pasty at the referee fu*k off home it was a crap performance And we should have had a penalty (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) So what!? You scored? Well shut your fu*king gobs! (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) You might have won, but we've got massive co*ks (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) (Buy us ten pints, and we don't care) Piss your pants! That's a ba*tard corner! Chuck this pasty at the referee fu*k off home it was a crap performance And we should have had a penalty