Hey!!!!!!
Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees, and...
Scotty doesn't know, oh
Scotty doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping
Cuz Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three way call
And he knows nothing
NOTHING!!!
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Cuz Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
The, parking lot, why not
Its so cool when youre on top
His front lawn, in the snow
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
I did her on his birthday
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't knoooooow...
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go!
Scotty doesn't know
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know
(Don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know...
Scotty's gotta go!