Hey!!!!!! Scotty doesn't know That Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church But she doesn't go Still she's on her knees, and... Scotty doesn't know, oh Scotty doesn't know-oh So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! Fiona says she's out shopping But she's under me and I'm not stopping Cuz Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't knoooooow... DON'T TELL SCOTTY! I can't believe he's so trusting While I'm right behind you thrusting Fiona's got him on the phone And she's trying not to moan It's a three way call And he knows nothing NOTHING!!! Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Don't tell Scotty Cuz Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't knoooooow... SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY! We'll put on a show, everyone will go Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't knoooooow... The, parking lot, why not Its so cool when youre on top His front lawn, in the snow Laughing so hard, cuz... Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know I did her on his birthday Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't knoooooow... Scotty will know Scotty has to know Scotty's gotta know Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself Scotty has to know Scotty has to know Scotty has to Scotty has to Scotty has to go! Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty) Scotty doesn't know (Don't tell Scotty) Scotty doesn't know... Scotty's gotta go!