Jaden:
Alright, Yugi check it out: its Jaden from GX
Sad to say, Dawg, you're my new test subject
So, listen up! here it is! The awesome challenge I suggest
Whoever spits the best rap out of you and me'll be the best
Duelest in the world and the King of Games
You know I got ya beat but, homie, done be lame
This is serious, ya gotta do it, your title says you have to
If you delcine the challenge, by default that means i beat you
Yugi! I hope you're ready, because this is about to get heave
And I know that you might think its unnecissary
But thats tough, dawg. s** it up, its something that ya gotta do
Or you can leave and lose your throne, its up to you
Yugi:
Prime cup, da mickity mole, mack daddy, Whats up?
I said Jizza Bang boom boom boom, a diggy dawg
I said a dawg, a dawg, a diggity dawg
Hey, what ya say, Jay? Okay, your rapper te's cliche
Forget trading cards, you should just take up Ballet
You wanna duel? Dont act a fool or i'll just tell ya, b**h please
The only consilation here is you're nor from 5D's
So play the damn card, punk. 'Cause its time to throw down
Im glad tis 1 on 1 'cause all your friends are clowns
Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace
When I duel your punk a** right out of this place! my name is Yugi Muto!
Your show's really lame, each episodes the same: yes they are
Now get yourself set to be ashamed by the King of Games!
Jaden:
You're about to witness me be absolutely flawless
The best kind you'll ever see, im being honest
Im the strongest, the most purest known artist
And, oh,FYI, Yugi: Ive been taking Ballet for 6 yeras regardless
But lemme lay something fresh, dawg, what im gonna do
Imma tell ya somethin' thats 100% true
You're not the King of Games, homie, nope, sorry, not you
Its your little Egyptian friend thats stuck inside you
You're a lazy s**er, he does all the work for you
Then you claim the fame for all the Shiz and stuff he do
WHat ya even doing being inside him anyway?
Everyone agrees, dude. That is pretty gay...
Yugi:
Im the motherflippin King of Games! My hair's spiked
And my pants are really tight and im s**y! (im s**y!)
If ya choose to defend im gonna condescend
Because my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight 'round the bend
I got God Cards I won from Battle City
Dont believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty
Oh, and by the by your cards are sh**ty. And so's your show!
Watch when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh!
Celtic Guardian:
They call me the Celtic Guardian!
My lyrics'll blow your cranium!
Uh..Uh...
Yugi:
Oh, come on Dave...
Celtic Guardian:
IM THINKING! Uh...
Yugi:
Ugh..he wonders why I never summon him..
Celtic Guardian:
Hold on..I think I got it..
They call me the Celtic Guardian! Stronger than Titanium!
Sharp as a comedian, here I am, sold out all the stadiums
Im not a lower cla** Dueling Monster
Where'd ya get that ridiculous conception?
Did the blue eyes white dragon tell ya that?
f** the Blue Eyes White Dragon...Seriously...
Yugi:
My trap and spell cards, they dont make sense
Because the card descriptions are so immense
And if ya duel with me it won't be tense
Because against my monsters you have no defense
My cards are so potent, I might seem conceited
In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated!
Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places
But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces
Other duelists diss me, Say my cards are sissy
Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why?
There's nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl
And only real men use Watapon!
Jaden let's face it, you're second best
I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!
Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh
I'm the mothaflippin'…
Joey: He's the mothaflippin'…
Téa: He's the mothaflippin'…
Tristan: Who's the mothaflippin'?
Yami: I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
I'm the mothaflippin'…
…MOTHAFLIPPIN'!
Jaden: My hair looks nothing like a Kuriboh!
Yami: I think you'll find it does
Jaden: Does not!
Yami: Does too!
Jaden: Does not!
Yami: Does too times ten!
Jaden: Ok you asked for it pal! Get ready, because when I use this next card its over (start to hear sound of a motorbike) I summon Elemental Hero Burstina- (gets hit by motorbike, screams, and falls to the ground) Ow…
Yami: Huh. Yusei, what are you doing here?
Yusei: I came to this city to play a card game
Jack: [Off-Camera] ON MOTORCYCLES!
Yusei: By the way, did I just run over Kuriboh?
Yami: It's ok, it was only Jaden
Jaden: I think I broke my coccyx!
Yami: Oh, walk it off, ya Mary Sue!