Little Kuriboh - Yugi vs Jaden lyrics

Jaden: Alright, Yugi check it out: its Jaden from GX Sad to say, Dawg, you're my new test subject So, listen up! here it is! The awesome challenge I suggest Whoever spits the best rap out of you and me'll be the best Duelest in the world and the King of Games You know I got ya beat but, homie, done be lame This is serious, ya gotta do it, your title says you have to If you delcine the challenge, by default that means i beat you Yugi! I hope you're ready, because this is about to get heave And I know that you might think its unnecissary But thats tough, dawg. s** it up, its something that ya gotta do Or you can leave and lose your throne, its up to you Yugi: Prime cup, da mickity mole, mack daddy, Whats up? I said Jizza Bang boom boom boom, a diggy dawg I said a dawg, a dawg, a diggity dawg Hey, what ya say, Jay? Okay, your rapper te's cliche Forget trading cards, you should just take up Ballet You wanna duel? Dont act a fool or i'll just tell ya, b**h please The only consilation here is you're nor from 5D's So play the damn card, punk. 'Cause its time to throw down Im glad tis 1 on 1 'cause all your friends are clowns Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace When I duel your punk a** right out of this place! my name is Yugi Muto! Your show's really lame, each episodes the same: yes they are Now get yourself set to be ashamed by the King of Games! Jaden: You're about to witness me be absolutely flawless The best kind you'll ever see, im being honest Im the strongest, the most purest known artist And, oh,FYI, Yugi: Ive been taking Ballet for 6 yeras regardless But lemme lay something fresh, dawg, what im gonna do Imma tell ya somethin' thats 100% true You're not the King of Games, homie, nope, sorry, not you Its your little Egyptian friend thats stuck inside you You're a lazy s**er, he does all the work for you Then you claim the fame for all the Shiz and stuff he do WHat ya even doing being inside him anyway? Everyone agrees, dude. That is pretty gay... Yugi: Im the motherflippin King of Games! My hair's spiked And my pants are really tight and im s**y! (im s**y!) If ya choose to defend im gonna condescend Because my Dark Magic Attack'll drive you straight 'round the bend I got God Cards I won from Battle City Dont believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty Oh, and by the by your cards are sh**ty. And so's your show! Watch when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh! Celtic Guardian: They call me the Celtic Guardian! My lyrics'll blow your cranium! Uh..Uh... Yugi: Oh, come on Dave... Celtic Guardian: IM THINKING! Uh... Yugi: Ugh..he wonders why I never summon him.. Celtic Guardian: Hold on..I think I got it.. They call me the Celtic Guardian! Stronger than Titanium! Sharp as a comedian, here I am, sold out all the stadiums Im not a lower cla** Dueling Monster Where'd ya get that ridiculous conception? Did the blue eyes white dragon tell ya that? f** the Blue Eyes White Dragon...Seriously... Yugi: My trap and spell cards, they dont make sense Because the card descriptions are so immense And if ya duel with me it won't be tense Because against my monsters you have no defense My cards are so potent, I might seem conceited In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated! Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places But who cares, so long as my enemies have egg on their faces Other duelists diss me, Say my cards are sissy Why? Why? W-w-why, why exactly, why? There's nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl And only real men use Watapon! Jaden let's face it, you're second best I'm sending you straight back to Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh I'm the mothaflippin'… Joey: He's the mothaflippin'… Téa: He's the mothaflippin'… Tristan: Who's the mothaflippin'? Yami: I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… I'm the mothaflippin'… …MOTHAFLIPPIN'! Jaden: My hair looks nothing like a Kuriboh! Yami: I think you'll find it does Jaden: Does not! Yami: Does too! Jaden: Does not! Yami: Does too times ten! Jaden: Ok you asked for it pal! Get ready, because when I use this next card its over (start to hear sound of a motorbike) I summon Elemental Hero Burstina- (gets hit by motorbike, screams, and falls to the ground) Ow… Yami: Huh. Yusei, what are you doing here? Yusei: I came to this city to play a card game Jack: [Off-Camera] ON MOTORCYCLES! Yusei: By the way, did I just run over Kuriboh? Yami: It's ok, it was only Jaden Jaden: I think I broke my coccyx! Yami: Oh, walk it off, ya Mary Sue!