[Intro: Lemmy]
I went to see the doctor
He said you're pretty sick
You got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick
I said doctor that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm going to do
[Verse 1: Lemmy]
Doctor
There's nothing wrong with me
Doctor doctor
Can't you see
Doctor
I am not going to die
Just write me an alibi
[Verse 2: Lemmy]
I went to see a shaman
He said you'll be alright
Just keep doing what you love
Every single night
I said that's what I need to hear
Took away my childish fears
[Verse 3: Lemmy]
Doctor
You're a stand up guy
Doctor doctor
My oh my
Doctor
You're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need
[Verse 4: Lemmy]
Don't you know that I feel alright
Doing what I do
I am not going to tow the line
Not till I turn blue
All I got is one short life
That's what people say
And I am not going to waste a second
Doing what you say
[SOLO]
[Verse 5: Lemmy]
I won't be the one you like
I won't be the boy next door
I won't be the chosen one
That's not what I'm here for
I don't like the way you are
I despise what you hold dear
Don't you try to make me change
I'll haunt you for a thousand years
[Verse 6: Lemmy]
Doctor
Don't you talk that way
Doctor
Don't you mess my day
Doctor
Stay away from me
Sick is what I'd rather be
Doctor
Doctor doctor d**h
Doctor
Doctor out of breath
Doctor
I am not going to die
Just write me an alibi