[Intro: Lemmy] I went to see the doctor He said you're pretty sick You got some real bad habits You'd better stop right quick I said doctor that's real bad news Don't know what I'm going to do [Verse 1: Lemmy] Doctor There's nothing wrong with me Doctor doctor Can't you see Doctor I am not going to die Just write me an alibi [Verse 2: Lemmy] I went to see a shaman He said you'll be alright Just keep doing what you love Every single night I said that's what I need to hear Took away my childish fears [Verse 3: Lemmy] Doctor You're a stand up guy Doctor doctor My oh my Doctor You're the one for me That's the mojo that I need [Verse 4: Lemmy] Don't you know that I feel alright Doing what I do I am not going to tow the line Not till I turn blue All I got is one short life That's what people say And I am not going to waste a second Doing what you say [SOLO] [Verse 5: Lemmy] I won't be the one you like I won't be the boy next door I won't be the chosen one That's not what I'm here for I don't like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don't you try to make me change I'll haunt you for a thousand years [Verse 6: Lemmy] Doctor Don't you talk that way Doctor Don't you mess my day Doctor Stay away from me Sick is what I'd rather be Doctor Doctor doctor d**h Doctor Doctor out of breath Doctor I am not going to die Just write me an alibi