I Gotta catch this flight,
But I'm faded from drinking that goose.
I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there,
and the told me that they be there, too.
My flight's on time.
Alright, f** this time,
Imma cut his sh**,
like I cut that vine.
Ill I'm still,
Moving through the line
with Ninja Sk**.
Make sure that I ain't got no pills.
What do you want man,
what's your deal.
Step back, pull your pants up
Spread your legs, like this
Put your hands up.
It's okay if you touch my dick
Cause this is the security check.
Homegirl, spread those cheeks
'Till I can see what you ate last week.
I better not find some sh**
Cause this is the security check.
I gotta find gate D nine
It looks like I'll be fine
'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line
f**, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed
I'm about to have a panic attack
Put me in a wheelchair
Get me to the gate now
Because I need to be there
If I'm not in the air
In about T minus Fifteen
Imma have to go and hijack a machine
Look Mom, I'm alright
But I don't think Imma make it home tonight
They got me locked up tight
Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys
No mom it's cool
A dude like me is always gonna get through
Rich, white, j**, I hit 'em with the hebrew
MazelTov to you!
Shoutout to Nexxus
Tell him the Lexus
Is up front when the publishing check comes
And he can go buy some sh**
Cause this is the security check
'Bout to be a cla**ic
Let me see that a** on the dance floor spastic
Step on the gas b**h and then park that sh**
Cause this is a security check!