I Gotta catch this flight, But I'm faded from drinking that goose. I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there, and the told me that they be there, too. My flight's on time. Alright, f** this time, Imma cut his sh**, like I cut that vine. Ill I'm still, Moving through the line with Ninja Sk**. Make sure that I ain't got no pills. What do you want man, what's your deal. Step back, pull your pants up Spread your legs, like this Put your hands up. It's okay if you touch my dick Cause this is the security check. Homegirl, spread those cheeks 'Till I can see what you ate last week. I better not find some sh** Cause this is the security check. I gotta find gate D nine It looks like I'll be fine 'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line f**, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed I'm about to have a panic attack Put me in a wheelchair Get me to the gate now Because I need to be there If I'm not in the air In about T minus Fifteen Imma have to go and hijack a machine Look Mom, I'm alright But I don't think Imma make it home tonight They got me locked up tight Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys No mom it's cool A dude like me is always gonna get through Rich, white, j**, I hit 'em with the hebrew MazelTov to you! Shoutout to Nexxus Tell him the Lexus Is up front when the publishing check comes And he can go buy some sh** Cause this is the security check 'Bout to be a cla**ic Let me see that a** on the dance floor spastic Step on the gas b**h and then park that sh** Cause this is a security check!