As a gift I was given away
I had big hair and a racquet with me
I lost touch with my owner and so
Everybody's treating me like a troll
They kidnap me and put me in a car
They ran off after setting the alarm
I couldn't speak so they gave me a sign
The sign said, "Help me I'm not doing fine"
I was minding my own business one day
They came again and they took me away
The stuck me in a bowl of water
After that they put me in the freezer
They gave me a straw so I could breathe free
And to be mean they left me there to freeze
They gave me a sign so I can express
It says, "Help me before I freeze to d**h"
I don't harm anyone but they harm me
I don't know why they always torment me
They hold me down and I couldn't fight back
They pulled out a can and they painted me black
Mistreating me seems to be the new norm
They tied me to the oven door so warm
They stuck a sign in my enclosed fist
"Please help me before I burn to a crisp"
My owner is going away soon
I really wish I could give them the moon
When they get there they will be reminded
That they left someone behind here
They need not worry for I will prevail
I will send myself to then through the mail
I'll arrive with a sign at their new home
"Help me I do not want to be alone"