Lee Spitzer - Perils Of A Troll lyrics

As a gift I was given away I had big hair and a racquet with me I lost touch with my owner and so Everybody's treating me like a troll They kidnap me and put me in a car They ran off after setting the alarm I couldn't speak so they gave me a sign The sign said, "Help me I'm not doing fine" I was minding my own business one day They came again and they took me away The stuck me in a bowl of water After that they put me in the freezer They gave me a straw so I could breathe free And to be mean they left me there to freeze They gave me a sign so I can express It says, "Help me before I freeze to d**h" I don't harm anyone but they harm me I don't know why they always torment me They hold me down and I couldn't fight back They pulled out a can and they painted me black Mistreating me seems to be the new norm They tied me to the oven door so warm They stuck a sign in my enclosed fist "Please help me before I burn to a crisp" My owner is going away soon I really wish I could give them the moon When they get there they will be reminded That they left someone behind here They need not worry for I will prevail I will send myself to then through the mail I'll arrive with a sign at their new home "Help me I do not want to be alone"