I never feel like anything
But a pair of shorts on your hips
I never feel like much more than a
Dumba** in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts
When I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
Sounds dumb to say
But it feels true
I know what's real and what's faking it
'Cause I've been that way for so long
I never feel like much more than a
Dumba** in a pair of shorts
I'm a pair of shorts
When I'm with you
In a pair of shorts
I could be a pair of shorts
It's what feels true