I never feel like anything But a pair of shorts on your hips I never feel like much more than a Dumba** in a pair of shorts I'm a pair of shorts When I'm with you In a pair of shorts Sounds dumb to say But it feels true I know what's real and what's faking it 'Cause I've been that way for so long I never feel like much more than a Dumba** in a pair of shorts I'm a pair of shorts When I'm with you In a pair of shorts I could be a pair of shorts It's what feels true