[Kool Keith]
There's more whack sh** than a lil' bit
Motherf**in football players tryin to rhyme
Basketball n***az, f** the rap game, don't waste your time
Stay off the court, get off the f**in football field
My rap sh** is real, ABC News got you ga**ed up
f**ed up from the mouth up
Pushin a**ets, Bentleys and houses
Take off your jerseys, grab the mics
Shut the f** up, flow for flow
Show for show, b**h go for go
Them everyday motherf**ers you listen to, won't help you
when motherf**ers rippin you, from a**crack to ankles
When I'm dissin you, hold the toilet bowl I'm pissin too
Make your white Persian rugs turn yellow - HELLO!!!!
You f**ed up with a commercial-a** n***a, soft as Jello
You motherf**ers head back to gas, somethin more mellow
sh** on your telephones and change your zip code zones
Reptile alien motherf**ers, gorillas comin toward me
I sh** on you clones, and defecate twice in your ice cream cones
Let a Mexican tell you
Why did you try to embara** yourself and rap against, Kool Keith homes?
Take your basketballs and stick it up your ASS
Take your footballs and stick it up yo' ASS
I battle 27 teams, all the way to New York for 5 hours first cla**
Give your whack-a** friends a enema
Your girlfriends witness my sh**, with a buddy pa**
I concentrate, break down motherf**ers fast
G-string n***az, cover your a**
Dumb a** b**hes be quiet - my boyfriend's all that
He's 245 pounds worth of muscle, he can rap fast
Happy New Year b**h! Kiss my ASS
You know the kid, I'm Bill BLASS
f** around, you got the GAS
All you motherf**ers comin out here for the awards and sh**
f**in go back home