Kool Keith - Stop Rappin lyrics

[Kool Keith] There's more whack sh** than a lil' bit Motherf**in football players tryin to rhyme Basketball n***az, f** the rap game, don't waste your time Stay off the court, get off the f**in football field My rap sh** is real, ABC News got you ga**ed up f**ed up from the mouth up Pushin a**ets, Bentleys and houses Take off your jerseys, grab the mics Shut the f** up, flow for flow Show for show, b**h go for go Them everyday motherf**ers you listen to, won't help you when motherf**ers rippin you, from a**crack to ankles When I'm dissin you, hold the toilet bowl I'm pissin too Make your white Persian rugs turn yellow - HELLO!!!! You f**ed up with a commercial-a** n***a, soft as Jello You motherf**ers head back to gas, somethin more mellow sh** on your telephones and change your zip code zones Reptile alien motherf**ers, gorillas comin toward me I sh** on you clones, and defecate twice in your ice cream cones Let a Mexican tell you Why did you try to embara** yourself and rap against, Kool Keith homes? Take your basketballs and stick it up your ASS Take your footballs and stick it up yo' ASS I battle 27 teams, all the way to New York for 5 hours first cla** Give your whack-a** friends a enema Your girlfriends witness my sh**, with a buddy pa** I concentrate, break down motherf**ers fast G-string n***az, cover your a** Dumb a** b**hes be quiet - my boyfriend's all that He's 245 pounds worth of muscle, he can rap fast Happy New Year b**h! Kiss my ASS You know the kid, I'm Bill BLASS f** around, you got the GAS All you motherf**ers comin out here for the awards and sh** f**in go back home