Every eleven minutes, across the usa
A man is a victim of co*k blocking
This action usually results in broken friendships
The following, is an example..
[kool] aiyyo jinx
[jinx] hey wha**up g?
[kool] this girl'll be here in a minute
[jinx] uh-huh
[kool] the b**h got a nice a**, and i'm tryin to get in it
[jinx] cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this sh**?
[kool] to make sure you don't mind
[jinx] uh-huh
[kool] chillin out while i hit it
[jinx] naww n***a, i'll just turn on the tv set
[jinx] get paid, hit the skins, get some p**y, get your dick wet
[kool] alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
*ding dong ding dong*
[kool] the b**h is ringin on my bell
Opened the door, "wha**up baby? yo come on in
Here, take a seat, i'll introduce you to my friend"
Now everything is going according to plan
"yo jinx this is debbie, debbie this is jinx my man" (wha**up baby?)
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
"yo jinx," "wha**up?"
"later n***a, i'm goin to the back" "see ya!"
I took her to the back, closed the doors and i paused..
.. i'm gonna get some drawers
So we laid on the bed and i just smiled
Because i'm dreamin about f**in her doggystyle
So i'm thinkin bout some hits that i can slip her
*zipper sound* f** it, i'll just pull down her zipper
Feelin her a**, and damn the sh** is soft
"aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
I got the who*e ready to let a n***a score
*knocking* yo who the f** is at my door?
*knocking* now she's annoyed, and boy i got some luck
I cracked the door, "yo jinx, what the f** is up?"
"aiyyo g man, i just, y'know, i wanna get some water and sh**
You know i'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? heh heh"
"what water n***a? go 'head, go and get it" "aight"
"now leave me the f** alone so i can hit it" "aight thanks man"
So then i slammed the door shut *door slams*
I turned around this b**h is pullin her pants back on her bu*t
Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
I'm tryin to convince her but the sh** didn't work
So now i'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
Yeah don't worry, that same sh** won't happen twice
*knocking* "aiyyo g man, where's the ice??"
sh**, didn't even get my jock in
*knocking* cause n***az like jinx is co*k blocking
"now you know this just don't make no kind of sense"
"blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
"and for the life of me, i didn't know why.."
"blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
[kool g. rap]
Thinkin of a b**h i could be hittin, for no salary
So i called valerie, found out the b**h was babysittin
The baby's parents went to europe; and i could see her now
s**in my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
She said, "come over i'm alone"
And i was knockin at the door before the b**h hung up the phone
"hey wha**up baby? you know i miss you" "wha**up?"
Yeah that's some sh** you gotta say to get your dick into the p**y tissue
Went in the house and had a seat
The little boy put fifty motherf**in toys by my feet
Smashin up my ankles with tonka jeeps
I wish this little motherf**er'd take his a** to sleep
Now my leg got crazy scratches
I said, "here, you wanna play?" i gave his a** a book of matches (hey!)
I couldn't even get a rap
Without this little motherf**er jumpin his a** into my b**h's lap
I started rubbin on her curves
But i'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
I pulled the b**h up by her hair "what's the matter baby?"
"aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "alright baby"
She took me to a room that was dark "hey, come in here"
I was undressin on the way to get a head start
And then i let the door shut
Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the who*e's bu*t
s**in on her titties like candy
Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
Now she's ready for the dick
"yo you ready b**h?" (mmm-hmm) "well first, take a lick!"
Down on her knees is where she dropped
s**in on and s**in on and s**in on my co*k
Bust that nut, that's what i'm hopin
Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open
What the hell is this about? *child crying*
She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth
Yeah, the little n***a's throwin a fit
Talkin about he's hungry and sh**
"wait a minute baby, let me get up so i can feed him"
But i felt like takin off my belt and beat him
He already gave my leg a cut
Now the little ba*tard is f**in up my nut
She, didn't even get the lead off
So i picked up one of his ninja turtle dolls and pulled the head off
(hey whatchu doin?) yeah motherf**er now we even
Forty-five minute pa**ed, the b**h ain't back, f**it i'm leavin
I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (hey!)
"later b**h," "no wait baby"
"drop dead!" "what??"
"and by the way, thanks a lot and uhh..
f** you and that little n***a for co*k blockin!"
"now you know this just don't make no kind of sense"
"blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
"and for the life of me, i didn't know why.."
"blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??"
[kool g. rap]
So all you n***az with the helmets and shoulderpads
Stay the f** away from me, word up
The next time you wanna block n***a
Try out for the jets baby, word up
Yo, that n***a polo's co*k blockin like a motherf**er
That n***a jinx is co*k blockin
My dancers are straight up roadblocks n sh**
That n***a bill bla** has been co*k blockin all his life
And that n***a eric b.'s co*k blockin