Kool G. Rap And Dj Polo - Operation Cb lyrics

Every eleven minutes, across the usa A man is a victim of co*k blocking This action usually results in broken friendships The following, is an example.. [kool] aiyyo jinx [jinx] hey wha**up g? [kool] this girl'll be here in a minute [jinx] uh-huh [kool] the b**h got a nice a**, and i'm tryin to get in it [jinx] cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this sh**? [kool] to make sure you don't mind [jinx] uh-huh [kool] chillin out while i hit it [jinx] naww n***a, i'll just turn on the tv set [jinx] get paid, hit the skins, get some p**y, get your dick wet [kool] alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell *ding dong ding dong* [kool] the b**h is ringin on my bell Opened the door, "wha**up baby? yo come on in Here, take a seat, i'll introduce you to my friend" Now everything is going according to plan "yo jinx this is debbie, debbie this is jinx my man" (wha**up baby?) I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat "yo jinx," "wha**up?" "later n***a, i'm goin to the back" "see ya!" I took her to the back, closed the doors and i paused.. .. i'm gonna get some drawers So we laid on the bed and i just smiled Because i'm dreamin about f**in her doggystyle So i'm thinkin bout some hits that i can slip her *zipper sound* f** it, i'll just pull down her zipper Feelin her a**, and damn the sh** is soft "aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the who*e ready to let a n***a score *knocking* yo who the f** is at my door? *knocking* now she's annoyed, and boy i got some luck I cracked the door, "yo jinx, what the f** is up?" "aiyyo g man, i just, y'know, i wanna get some water and sh** You know i'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? heh heh" "what water n***a? go 'head, go and get it" "aight" "now leave me the f** alone so i can hit it" "aight thanks man" So then i slammed the door shut *door slams* I turned around this b**h is pullin her pants back on her bu*t Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm tryin to convince her but the sh** didn't work So now i'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah don't worry, that same sh** won't happen twice *knocking* "aiyyo g man, where's the ice??" sh**, didn't even get my jock in *knocking* cause n***az like jinx is co*k blocking "now you know this just don't make no kind of sense" "blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" "and for the life of me, i didn't know why.." "blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" [kool g. rap] Thinkin of a b**h i could be hittin, for no salary So i called valerie, found out the b**h was babysittin The baby's parents went to europe; and i could see her now s**in my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup She said, "come over i'm alone" And i was knockin at the door before the b**h hung up the phone "hey wha**up baby? you know i miss you" "wha**up?" Yeah that's some sh** you gotta say to get your dick into the p**y tissue Went in the house and had a seat The little boy put fifty motherf**in toys by my feet Smashin up my ankles with tonka jeeps I wish this little motherf**er'd take his a** to sleep Now my leg got crazy scratches I said, "here, you wanna play?" i gave his a** a book of matches (hey!) I couldn't even get a rap Without this little motherf**er jumpin his a** into my b**h's lap I started rubbin on her curves But i'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves I pulled the b**h up by her hair "what's the matter baby?" "aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "alright baby" She took me to a room that was dark "hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head start And then i let the door shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the who*e's bu*t s**in on her titties like candy Five minutes later had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the dick "yo you ready b**h?" (mmm-hmm) "well first, take a lick!" Down on her knees is where she dropped s**in on and s**in on and s**in on my co*k Bust that nut, that's what i'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open What the hell is this about? *child crying* She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth Yeah, the little n***a's throwin a fit Talkin about he's hungry and sh** "wait a minute baby, let me get up so i can feed him" But i felt like takin off my belt and beat him He already gave my leg a cut Now the little ba*tard is f**in up my nut She, didn't even get the lead off So i picked up one of his ninja turtle dolls and pulled the head off (hey whatchu doin?) yeah motherf**er now we even Forty-five minute pa**ed, the b**h ain't back, f**it i'm leavin I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (hey!) "later b**h," "no wait baby" "drop dead!" "what??" "and by the way, thanks a lot and uhh.. f** you and that little n***a for co*k blockin!" "now you know this just don't make no kind of sense" "blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" "and for the life of me, i didn't know why.." "blockin my co*k, like a god damn ??" [kool g. rap] So all you n***az with the helmets and shoulderpads Stay the f** away from me, word up The next time you wanna block n***a Try out for the jets baby, word up Yo, that n***a polo's co*k blockin like a motherf**er That n***a jinx is co*k blockin My dancers are straight up roadblocks n sh** That n***a bill bla** has been co*k blockin all his life And that n***a eric b.'s co*k blockin