I met her on a tailgate
Told me she was sweet on me
And she said I've got something
That I think you might like to see
I got a little peek driving in my car
And she finally let me see it out behind the bar
She said her daddy'd k** us both if he ever knew
I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo
If you ever get to see it
Well, you're gonna want to see it again
And it looks a little different
Just depending on the way she bends
But it's the cutest little thing that I've ever seen
On a model, in a movie or a magazine
Funny how some ink'll make you think
There's nothing she won't do
I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo
Ooh, ooh, looks so good, makes me crazy
Baby, tell me what would make a sweet thing
Like you get a thing like that?
(What were you thinking?)
Couple crazy girlfriends out on a dare
Drinking margaritas like they just don't care
Next thing you know, well, you're sitting in a chair
And trying to remember what he's drawing down there
(Oh, no)
I can't tell you what it looks like
I can't tell you where it is
And chances are you're never
Gonna see it, so I'll tell you this
It's not a rose on her ankle, not a heart on her hand
But it'll put a smile on the face of any man
The kind of thing that'll still look hot when she's 92
Yeah, I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo
Ooh, baby, looks so good, makes me crazy
Honey, tell me what would make a sweet thing
Like you get a thing like that?
(What were you thinking?)