I met her on a tailgate Told me she was sweet on me And she said I've got something That I think you might like to see I got a little peek driving in my car And she finally let me see it out behind the bar She said her daddy'd k** us both if he ever knew I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo If you ever get to see it Well, you're gonna want to see it again And it looks a little different Just depending on the way she bends But it's the cutest little thing that I've ever seen On a model, in a movie or a magazine Funny how some ink'll make you think There's nothing she won't do I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo Ooh, ooh, looks so good, makes me crazy Baby, tell me what would make a sweet thing Like you get a thing like that? (What were you thinking?) Couple crazy girlfriends out on a dare Drinking margaritas like they just don't care Next thing you know, well, you're sitting in a chair And trying to remember what he's drawing down there (Oh, no) I can't tell you what it looks like I can't tell you where it is And chances are you're never Gonna see it, so I'll tell you this It's not a rose on her ankle, not a heart on her hand But it'll put a smile on the face of any man The kind of thing that'll still look hot when she's 92 Yeah, I'm talking 'bout my baby's tattoo Ooh, baby, looks so good, makes me crazy Honey, tell me what would make a sweet thing Like you get a thing like that? (What were you thinking?)