Mary, last night I dreamt I was a vampire
My skin was pale and my eyes were blood red
I'd sink my teeth in each victim with a slow, wet kiss
And wouldn't let go until they were dead
Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, it's so spooky
Mary, I know that you're on to something
All yesterday, I imagined that I was a who*e
Parading around in garters and hot pink pumps
Lost my virginity to some old fat man
In a room with cracking paint and a ceiling fan
Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, it's so dirty
Mary, I know that you're on to something
Mary, you sing about worlds that I never see
Where flowers have O's and X's have wings
And all of your pa**ion is cursed with a dark power
But through it, you see the most beautiful things
Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, make fun of me
Mary, I know that you're on to something