Mary, last night I dreamt I was a vampire My skin was pale and my eyes were blood red I'd sink my teeth in each victim with a slow, wet kiss And wouldn't let go until they were dead Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, it's so spooky Mary, I know that you're on to something All yesterday, I imagined that I was a who*e Parading around in garters and hot pink pumps Lost my virginity to some old fat man In a room with cracking paint and a ceiling fan Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, it's so dirty Mary, I know that you're on to something Mary, you sing about worlds that I never see Where flowers have O's and X's have wings And all of your pa**ion is cursed with a dark power But through it, you see the most beautiful things Mary, you're haunting me, Mary, make fun of me Mary, I know that you're on to something