Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hands in the air
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, no
I'll be lounging on the couch,
Just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to duggie
'Cause in my castle I'm the only man
Oh, oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, send a really nice text
And she's gonna write back, "You're so great!"
(Oh my God, you're so great), yeah
I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh, oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
I'll just strut with nothing to do
And let everything fall through
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Oh, oh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all