Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up Then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hands in the air Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, no I'll be lounging on the couch, Just chillin' in my Snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to duggie 'Cause in my castle I'm the only man Oh, oh, yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice girl, send a really nice text And she's gonna write back, "You're so great!" (Oh my God, you're so great), yeah I might mess around, get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait Oh, oh, yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh I'll just strut with nothing to do And let everything fall through Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Oh, oh Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all