Alright cla**, pay attention
Mess this up and get a suspension
I'm prepared to be cruel
...welcome back to old school!
Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!
Light blue hanky, left pocket:
Expert co*ks**er.
Light pink hanky, left pocket:
dil*o f**er.
Dark pink hanky, right pocket:
Tit torturee!
Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!
Silver lame hanky, left pocket:
Star f**er.
Silver lame hanky, right pocket:
Star!
Apricot hanky, left pocket:
Two tons of fun.
Maroon hanky, left pocket:
Likes menstruating women.
Hunter green hanky, left pocket:
Daddy.
Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!
Left! Right! Left! Right!
I'm sending out a message tonight!
Use this knowledge in the street
When you're looking for body heat.
Homework: memorize this list.
Get out early; cla** dismissed!