Kids On TV - Hanky Code lyrics

Alright cla**, pay attention Mess this up and get a suspension I'm prepared to be cruel ...welcome back to old school! Left! Right! Left! Right! I'm sending out a message tonight! Light blue hanky, left pocket: Expert co*ks**er. Light pink hanky, left pocket: dil*o f**er. Dark pink hanky, right pocket: Tit torturee! Left! Right! Left! Right! I'm sending out a message tonight! Silver lame hanky, left pocket: Star f**er. Silver lame hanky, right pocket: Star! Apricot hanky, left pocket: Two tons of fun. Maroon hanky, left pocket: Likes menstruating women. Hunter green hanky, left pocket: Daddy. Left! Right! Left! Right! I'm sending out a message tonight! Left! Right! Left! Right! I'm sending out a message tonight! Use this knowledge in the street When you're looking for body heat. Homework: memorize this list. Get out early; cla** dismissed!