(Chorus)
Ho ho f***ing ho
What a crock o' s***
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
I'm Rudolph and I quit
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat c*nt sat back in the sleigh
Crackin' that f***in' whip
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c*nts
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
(Chorus)
Ho ho f***ing ho
What a crock o' s***
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
And what about us elves
We've had enough as well
Workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f***ing hell
We work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
(Chorus)
Ho ho f***ing ho
What a crock o' s***
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
I'm Santa Claus' wife
I know what he's really like
Sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
He's a f***in' paedophile
A devious old drunk
And I'm married to the c*nt
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
(Chorus)
Ho ho f***ing ho
What a crock o' s***
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho