(Chorus) Ho ho f***ing ho What a crock o' s*** We all work for Santa Claus We've had enough, we quit Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho I'm Rudolph and I quit Just who's he think he is? That little fat c*nt sat back in the sleigh Crackin' that f***in' whip And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c*nts Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho (Chorus) Ho ho f***ing ho What a crock o' s*** We all work for Santa Claus We've had enough, we quit Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho And what about us elves We've had enough as well Workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f***ing hell We work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho (Chorus) Ho ho f***ing ho What a crock o' s*** We all work for Santa Claus We've had enough, we quit Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho I'm Santa Claus' wife I know what he's really like Sneakin' into them little kid's rooms He's a f***in' paedophile A devious old drunk And I'm married to the c*nt So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho (Chorus) Ho ho f***ing ho What a crock o' s*** We all work for Santa Claus We've had enough, we quit Cos we do all the f***in' work while he stars in the show Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f***ing ho