[Verse 1]
I heard a human voice
In an adding machine
And my brain slipped out of my ear
Which made it hard to hear
[Verse 2]
A customer clapping in approval
A bird flew through the window
And he s**ed it right into his mouth
I looked on the floor and saw
The carpet was turning to gla**
I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door
[Verse 3]
I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus
And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside
A lady sat down beside me
She gave me a mirror
When I looked in it I saw I was her
This made me forget that I was
Driving at night with my wife
She's so beautiful the love of my life
We drove into the sea