Kevin Barnes - A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff into the Ocean lyrics

[Verse 1] I heard a human voice In an adding machine And my brain slipped out of my ear Which made it hard to hear [Verse 2] A customer clapping in approval A bird flew through the window And he s**ed it right into his mouth I looked on the floor and saw The carpet was turning to gla** I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door [Verse 3] I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside A lady sat down beside me She gave me a mirror When I looked in it I saw I was her This made me forget that I was Driving at night with my wife She's so beautiful the love of my life We drove into the sea