Nanna's charge little Shirley all but four
Grabbed the chocolate and closed the door
On her face round her mouth, sticky dress
Melted chocolate what a mess
Grandma came in to such a shock
Wishing she'd kept it under lock
“Never never eat so much of this treat
Your stomach will balloon till you float down the street”
Cleaned and tidy they both went off to catch the bus
Alighting Shirley said, "Sit here just the two of us”
A heavily pregnant lady pa**ed as though something was brewing
Tiny Shirley stood up shouting "I know what you've been doing"
NB. Eating lots of chocks?