Nanna's charge little Shirley all but four Grabbed the chocolate and closed the door On her face round her mouth, sticky dress Melted chocolate what a mess Grandma came in to such a shock Wishing she'd kept it under lock “Never never eat so much of this treat Your stomach will balloon till you float down the street” Cleaned and tidy they both went off to catch the bus Alighting Shirley said, "Sit here just the two of us” A heavily pregnant lady pa**ed as though something was brewing Tiny Shirley stood up shouting "I know what you've been doing" NB. Eating lots of chocks?