You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You f** up
Oh my god i wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And i'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in you face on myspace
Just you wait till you read the sh**
On you im gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
After 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your ba*tard a** from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his a**hole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s** was
Im pissed like president bush
Would be in a gay parade in texas
I gonna spit until you sh**
If you dont like it you can lick my f**ing clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars sh**bag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
f** you dick
I cant belive he did that
What a f**ing douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
Youre an a**
Go f** yourself you piece of sh**
I cant believe that crap
Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
Im gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva dick
You're my ex bf foreva dick