Kelly - Txt Msg Brkup lyrics

You couldn't do it in person You had to text message break up You f** up Oh my god i wanna throw up You couldn't even spell break right! B-r-a-k-e? That's in your car dummy! And i'm not gonna take this discrace I'll be like mace in you face on myspace Just you wait till you read the sh** On you im gonna blog about You like text so much? How much you like it now? You can't text message break up! (x3) After 2 years? You can't text message break up! (x3) Get a clue I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax Podcast your ba*tard a** from coast to coast My ex bf is a cyber space coward And he plays with his a**hole in the shower I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s** was Im pissed like president bush Would be in a gay parade in texas I gonna spit until you sh** If you dont like it you can lick my f**ing clit For once You can't text message break up! Oh my god! You can't text message break up! I mean we got a dog! You can't text message break up! You still owe me 1, 200 dollars sh**bag! You can't text message break up! String up a stag! You can't text message break up! I want all my stuff back! You can't text message break up! Get a clue No just let the clues be lost f** you dick I cant belive he did that What a f**ing douche bag why cant he figure it out What a loser I mean jesus If you ever did that on the phone I would What? are you kidding me? Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser! Youre an a** Go f** yourself you piece of sh** I cant believe that crap Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail Im gonna use the same weapon against you Cause I can type too Ex bf foreva dick You're my ex bf foreva dick