[Verse 1]
She doesn't dare go in the place
With those bruises on her face
So she goes through the drive-thru
And keeps her sungla**es on
She didn't know when she married that man
She'd get to know him like the back of his hand
But now she's had enough
And the battle lines are drawn
[Chorus]
He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesn't know she's been taking karate
The way she figures it, about July
She'll finally have the belt to match her eye
[Verse 2]
She's on a mission as the months pa**
Five days a week and never misses a cla**
And now she's up for breaking boards and concrete blocks
[Chorus]
He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesn't know she's been taking karate
Now here it is, just about July
She's gonna get that belt to match her eye
[Bridge]
He stumbled through the door tonight
And started treating her rough
Well, she took one look at him
And her training kicked in
And she'd finally had enough
[Skit]
He threw a punch, she spun around
Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
Grabbed a cutting board on his way down
And she kicked it in half
His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair
Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air
Grabbed his head by the back of his hair
And slammed him into the fridge
She landed a left, a right and then a left
She landed a roundhouse right in his chest
And a scissor punch upside his head
Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall
On his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out
[Chorus]
He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky
He didn't know she'd been taking karate
A hundred bucks says tomorrow night
She's got a brand new belt that's gonna match his eye
[Outro]
He doesn't dare go in the place
With those bruises on his face
So he goes through the drive-thru
With his sungla**es on