[Verse 1] She doesn't dare go in the place With those bruises on her face So she goes through the drive-thru And keeps her sungla**es on She didn't know when she married that man She'd get to know him like the back of his hand But now she's had enough And the battle lines are drawn [Chorus] He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate He doesn't know she's been taking karate The way she figures it, about July She'll finally have the belt to match her eye [Verse 2] She's on a mission as the months pa** Five days a week and never misses a cla** And now she's up for breaking boards and concrete blocks [Chorus] He's in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate He doesn't know she's been taking karate Now here it is, just about July She's gonna get that belt to match her eye [Bridge] He stumbled through the door tonight And started treating her rough Well, she took one look at him And her training kicked in And she'd finally had enough [Skit] He threw a punch, she spun around Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground Grabbed a cutting board on his way down And she kicked it in half His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air Grabbed his head by the back of his hair And slammed him into the fridge She landed a left, a right and then a left She landed a roundhouse right in his chest And a scissor punch upside his head Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall On his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out [Chorus] He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky He didn't know she'd been taking karate A hundred bucks says tomorrow night She's got a brand new belt that's gonna match his eye [Outro] He doesn't dare go in the place With those bruises on his face So he goes through the drive-thru With his sungla**es on