[Verse 1: Matlock]
[Hook]
[Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man]
My name, you could read it in the history books
Rugged Man, b**hes love me, it must be my good looks
Uhh, maybe not, maybe it's my broke bank account
Low salary or my charming personality
Or my tendency to eat p**y hourly
b**h be like Surface, "with your love shower me"
I'm like P.E, yeah, I Fight The Powers that be
Die Rugged Die, go to Tower, buy the CD
I'm on the prowl, Caucasian Colin Powell
Foul, a low life like Thirstin' Howl
f** Vanna White in the bu*t, she gave me a vowel
b**h you got my dick full of sh**, get me a towel
Bad block, Chi-Town with my man Matlock
If I'm Mike D, then he's like the king Ad-Rock
Grungy, ugly, homeless, bummy, original Crusty
But ain't one b**h alive that don't wanna f** me
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Matlock]
[Hook]