[Verse 1: Matlock] [Hook] [Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man] My name, you could read it in the history books Rugged Man, b**hes love me, it must be my good looks Uhh, maybe not, maybe it's my broke bank account Low salary or my charming personality Or my tendency to eat p**y hourly b**h be like Surface, "with your love shower me" I'm like P.E, yeah, I Fight The Powers that be Die Rugged Die, go to Tower, buy the CD I'm on the prowl, Caucasian Colin Powell Foul, a low life like Thirstin' Howl f** Vanna White in the bu*t, she gave me a vowel b**h you got my dick full of sh**, get me a towel Bad block, Chi-Town with my man Matlock If I'm Mike D, then he's like the king Ad-Rock Grungy, ugly, homeless, bummy, original Crusty But ain't one b**h alive that don't wanna f** me [Hook] [Verse 3: Matlock] [Hook]