I'm Bugs the Bunny
And I'm on TV
And it's high time that I spoke
With anvils raining down
My life's a wreck
A punchline to a f**in' joke
On a weekend morning
It's all a horror
Of dynamite and pain
300 miles an hour
15,000 watts of power
Piles of tricks for you
But for me, my friends, it's pure c**aine
I'm Bugs the Bunny
And I'm on TV
And I wish that I could die
I've broken every bone
Bite my fur when I'm a lone
These goddamn kids just eat it up like it's candy or something
The day is coming
When this will end
A glorious day when I will take my sweet revenge
There's murder in the air
I will let 'em have it
There will be a holy ma**acre of girls and boys
I'm Bugs the Bunny
And I'm hooked on speed
And I'm running for a laugh
Electrocution in the dark
Or I'll get eaten by a shark
But I ain't finished yet
No, this sh** ain't over
Not by a long shot