I'm Bugs the Bunny And I'm on TV And it's high time that I spoke With anvils raining down My life's a wreck A punchline to a f**in' joke On a weekend morning It's all a horror Of dynamite and pain 300 miles an hour 15,000 watts of power Piles of tricks for you But for me, my friends, it's pure c**aine I'm Bugs the Bunny And I'm on TV And I wish that I could die I've broken every bone Bite my fur when I'm a lone These goddamn kids just eat it up like it's candy or something The day is coming When this will end A glorious day when I will take my sweet revenge There's murder in the air I will let 'em have it There will be a holy ma**acre of girls and boys I'm Bugs the Bunny And I'm hooked on speed And I'm running for a laugh Electrocution in the dark Or I'll get eaten by a shark But I ain't finished yet No, this sh** ain't over Not by a long shot