[NARRATOR]
It's only a tale
Rhythm, words, melody
An ancient tradition
Of songs more black than blue
Pa**ions inflamed
Safe in this unreality
A cautionary story
A gift from us to you
[ALL]
Delicious s** and vicious s**
And we wrapped it in a bow
Love gone wrong, had a murder song
But it's so wrong, we know
The thrill of the k**
Romance, blood, calamity!
That's entertainment
Long as it don't happen to you
You know you want it
You want it, us too
Lusting for murder
Hope we satisfied you
Look around and it's always found in the papers: tragedy!
In the darkest hearts, nightmares, pop charts, arts and history!
It's only a tale
Rhythm, words, melody
That's entertainment
Until it happens to you
It's all entertainment
Unless there's a k**er in you
Or the person next to you
Hope it don't happen to you! [MICHAEL & NARRATOR]
You know
You want it
You want it
Us too!
Lusting
For murder- [SARA & TOM]
La-la-la
La-la-la
La-la-la
La-la!
La-la-la
La-la-la [ALL]
Hope we've satisfied you!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!