[NARRATOR] It's only a tale Rhythm, words, melody An ancient tradition Of songs more black than blue Pa**ions inflamed Safe in this unreality A cautionary story A gift from us to you [ALL] Delicious s** and vicious s** And we wrapped it in a bow Love gone wrong, had a murder song But it's so wrong, we know The thrill of the k** Romance, blood, calamity! That's entertainment Long as it don't happen to you You know you want it You want it, us too Lusting for murder Hope we satisfied you Look around and it's always found in the papers: tragedy! In the darkest hearts, nightmares, pop charts, arts and history! It's only a tale Rhythm, words, melody That's entertainment Until it happens to you It's all entertainment Unless there's a k**er in you Or the person next to you Hope it don't happen to you! [MICHAEL & NARRATOR] You know You want it You want it Us too! Lusting For murder- [SARA & TOM] La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la! La-la-la La-la-la [ALL] Hope we've satisfied you! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!