[Intro: JTK]
Ugh
Y'll already know who it is huh? Ugh
Bout to drop straight bars
In the f**ing building, and you know how it is
Listen up... Ugh
[Verse: JTK]
Two years ago I came into Canada
But you don't know a thing about me, Nada
See I'm a bit insane and music makes me madder
And when I think of lyrics, my penis becomes harder (Whoop)
I (4x) I'm about to
Spit out my heart on this verse. You had better
Listen to me, because it's about to
Go down, yeah I'm going louder
Ok now first thing I wanna talk about is the weather
It's nice in the summer, but it doesn't get better
And I don't wanna seem disrespectful, I'm a better
Person than that but I've experienced better
Temperatures and um.. better weathers
In Nigeria man, it is all year summer
I'd rub in your face my Canadian friends
This is a real true joke so I fear no Karma
Look, I'm sick of the cold, and I'm sick of the snow
I'm sick of the blizzards, and I'm sick of the storms
Literally, I really got sick from a storm
Was carried by an ambulance because I walked in a storm
And yeah, a lot of people told me I was so dumb
But how could you judge me when I lived next to the sun
All my life man, I lived next to the sun
Up till I was seventeen, I lived next to the sun
I remember the day that left Nigeria man
It was about 20 degrees that evening
I got to Frankfurt and the cold hit me
But when I came here, I just died on the
Spot. They told me that Canada was cold
But how the f** in the world was I supposed to know
What minus thirty degrees ever felt like bro
Having only experienced temperatures above
20 huh? Do you feel me huh?
I started thinking that maybe I was on Mars
Next thing I know, I fell to the ground
What f**ing idiot keep f**ing ice on the ground?
Now let me keep all the whining aside
I'd like to bring out a little of my perverted side
I like to look at an a** moving from side to side
As the females are walking. You know what I'm saying sir
Okay, I must confess that I was very impressed
By the type of girls that I saw here, exotic, oh bless
My soul. You can be guaranteed that I would caress
Their breasts and everything they've got under their dress
Good Lawd! And I'm on to the next
Another one, like DJ Khaled is the key to success
I like to have s**, explore and even do it on desks
Assess, undress, de-stress, and never think of it less
Agh, it's my advise so go on, create a mess
And rub it on her face like lotion, because it is the best
Weed, women, weather, and the latter wasn't the best
But damn I really had a lot of fun doing the rest
I'm just saying
Josh the k**er in the f**ing building
The Rap Godzilla and my sk**s built me
Ugh
[Ad-lib (Video Version): JTK]
Man f** (laughs)
I don't do pot so I didn't rap about it
Or else I would've put it in there
And um... By the way, if you liked this sh**
If you liked the video, subscribe, like my page
And um.. What else?
Yeah, follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and stalk me all my life
I hope my I hope my mom doesn't find this video though
(Sighs) Ok yeah we're done
Shoot, where's the stop bu*ton?