JTK - The Canadian Experience lyrics

[Intro: JTK] Ugh Y'll already know who it is huh? Ugh Bout to drop straight bars In the f**ing building, and you know how it is Listen up... Ugh [Verse: JTK] Two years ago I came into Canada But you don't know a thing about me, Nada See I'm a bit insane and music makes me madder And when I think of lyrics, my penis becomes harder (Whoop) I (4x) I'm about to Spit out my heart on this verse. You had better Listen to me, because it's about to Go down, yeah I'm going louder Ok now first thing I wanna talk about is the weather It's nice in the summer, but it doesn't get better And I don't wanna seem disrespectful, I'm a better Person than that but I've experienced better Temperatures and um.. better weathers In Nigeria man, it is all year summer I'd rub in your face my Canadian friends This is a real true joke so I fear no Karma Look, I'm sick of the cold, and I'm sick of the snow I'm sick of the blizzards, and I'm sick of the storms Literally, I really got sick from a storm Was carried by an ambulance because I walked in a storm And yeah, a lot of people told me I was so dumb But how could you judge me when I lived next to the sun All my life man, I lived next to the sun Up till I was seventeen, I lived next to the sun I remember the day that left Nigeria man It was about 20 degrees that evening I got to Frankfurt and the cold hit me But when I came here, I just died on the Spot. They told me that Canada was cold But how the f** in the world was I supposed to know What minus thirty degrees ever felt like bro Having only experienced temperatures above 20 huh? Do you feel me huh? I started thinking that maybe I was on Mars Next thing I know, I fell to the ground What f**ing idiot keep f**ing ice on the ground? Now let me keep all the whining aside I'd like to bring out a little of my perverted side I like to look at an a** moving from side to side As the females are walking. You know what I'm saying sir Okay, I must confess that I was very impressed By the type of girls that I saw here, exotic, oh bless My soul. You can be guaranteed that I would caress Their breasts and everything they've got under their dress Good Lawd! And I'm on to the next Another one, like DJ Khaled is the key to success I like to have s**, explore and even do it on desks Assess, undress, de-stress, and never think of it less Agh, it's my advise so go on, create a mess And rub it on her face like lotion, because it is the best Weed, women, weather, and the latter wasn't the best But damn I really had a lot of fun doing the rest I'm just saying Josh the k**er in the f**ing building The Rap Godzilla and my sk**s built me Ugh [Ad-lib (Video Version): JTK] Man f** (laughs) I don't do pot so I didn't rap about it Or else I would've put it in there And um... By the way, if you liked this sh** If you liked the video, subscribe, like my page And um.. What else? Yeah, follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and stalk me all my life I hope my I hope my mom doesn't find this video though (Sighs) Ok yeah we're done Shoot, where's the stop bu*ton?