"I'm a capitalist" - JT Machinima Payday2 Rap
{Verse 1)
Grab the bags, get the gats
Whatever you do don't forget your mask
I'll take the front, you get the back
We've got a plan, you better stick with that!
Hands up! Give me that
Don't you have a panic attack
Just fill the bags, with the cash
Tip off the cops and i'll kick your a**
I really hope that drill is fast
It's broken! Anybody fixin' that?
Alarm was tripped! is it bad?
We got a SWAT team coming in the back
We'll see how long you b**hes last
Just cracked the vault! Then get the cash
Hop in the van, quick hi the gas
Guys wait for me! Kiss my a**
Gettin' rich wicked fast
Livin' like aristocrats
Keep it just as simple as:
Rob a bank, split the cash
Put the green in your stash
Lock it up with the rest
Bank account getting fat
Take it all, no giving back
{Chorus}
This is America b**h
And i'm a capitalist
This rap is long overdue
But now i'm cashing it in
No wonder all of the cops
Are probably havin' a fit
Cuz i'm a capital plan
And you're my capital b*tch!
{Verse 2}
Messing with the law
Guess I got a d**h wish
Got a lot of targets on my check list
Who'da thought i'd pull a heist
With my dentist
Talk about a cavity
I'm leaving you in debt b**h
No way this sh** is possible
This is mission impossible
Success is quite improbable
Honest to god, it's not logical
But my posse is phenomenal
Unlock what's not unlockable
We've always got a lotta dough
Out habits are quite prodigal
I'm on a roll, lock and load
Walk away with pockets full
Not a problem I'm a pro
Heard the cops, gotta go
Serve and protect what a load of bull
Your're not following protocol
Hope you enjoy those doughnut holes
Cuz you ain't gonna be going home
Surrender now, now we won't
Your're surrounded - BLOW ME BRO!
{Chorus}
This is America b**h
And i'm a capitalist
This rap is long overdue
But now i'm cashing it in
No wonder all of the cops
Are probably havin' a fit
Cuz i'm a capital plan
And you're my capital b*tch!
{Verse 3}
If you become a hostage
Odds are that you will die
But i don't wanna get your blood
On my suit and tie
10-digit salary
Because i'm shootin' high
I'm like Jesse James
If Jesse James was super fly
If you wanna live
Throw up your wallet b**h
I love your wedding ring
Now give me all of it
Don't give him anything
He's clowning around
(Gunshots)
Motherf**er are you doubting me now!?
If you are a guard at this bank
Then you are probably dumb
"Should we investigate that?"
No, you should probably run
I brought these bags for my money
But i'll put your body in one
Cuz i'm sadistically rich
Call me the Donald of Trumps!
I'll be breaking the locks
Racin' the clock
Till I get paid
This ain't gonna stop
Break in your bank
I'm takin it all
Makin it rain
With the savings i got
Maybe your're smart
Maybe your're not
I know you'd probably
Hate to get shot
Can't wait for my payday
I'm makin a lot
I'm saving it up
Till the day that I drop
But that day ain't gonna come
You make laws, i break every one
{Chorus}
This is America b**h
And i'm a capitalist
This rap is long overdue
But now i'm cashing it in
No wonder all of the cops
Are probably havin' a fit
Cuz i'm a capital plan
And you're my capital b*tch!
{Verse 4}
Where'd you get those guards
At the rent-a-cop store?
We're knockin doors down
Ha - What's the lock for?
Rolling in the dough
Gotta keep it offshore
Hope you like your payday
Your're gonna have a lot more!