JT Mchinima - Payday2 Rap lyrics

"I'm a capitalist" - JT Machinima Payday2 Rap {Verse 1) Grab the bags, get the gats Whatever you do don't forget your mask I'll take the front, you get the back We've got a plan, you better stick with that! Hands up! Give me that Don't you have a panic attack Just fill the bags, with the cash Tip off the cops and i'll kick your a** I really hope that drill is fast It's broken! Anybody fixin' that? Alarm was tripped! is it bad? We got a SWAT team coming in the back We'll see how long you b**hes last Just cracked the vault! Then get the cash Hop in the van, quick hi the gas Guys wait for me! Kiss my a** Gettin' rich wicked fast Livin' like aristocrats Keep it just as simple as: Rob a bank, split the cash Put the green in your stash Lock it up with the rest Bank account getting fat Take it all, no giving back {Chorus} This is America b**h And i'm a capitalist This rap is long overdue But now i'm cashing it in No wonder all of the cops Are probably havin' a fit Cuz i'm a capital plan And you're my capital b*tch! {Verse 2} Messing with the law Guess I got a d**h wish Got a lot of targets on my check list Who'da thought i'd pull a heist With my dentist Talk about a cavity I'm leaving you in debt b**h No way this sh** is possible This is mission impossible Success is quite improbable Honest to god, it's not logical But my posse is phenomenal Unlock what's not unlockable We've always got a lotta dough Out habits are quite prodigal I'm on a roll, lock and load Walk away with pockets full Not a problem I'm a pro Heard the cops, gotta go Serve and protect what a load of bull Your're not following protocol Hope you enjoy those doughnut holes Cuz you ain't gonna be going home Surrender now, now we won't Your're surrounded - BLOW ME BRO! {Chorus} This is America b**h And i'm a capitalist This rap is long overdue But now i'm cashing it in No wonder all of the cops Are probably havin' a fit Cuz i'm a capital plan And you're my capital b*tch! {Verse 3} If you become a hostage Odds are that you will die But i don't wanna get your blood On my suit and tie 10-digit salary Because i'm shootin' high I'm like Jesse James If Jesse James was super fly If you wanna live Throw up your wallet b**h I love your wedding ring Now give me all of it Don't give him anything He's clowning around (Gunshots) Motherf**er are you doubting me now!? If you are a guard at this bank Then you are probably dumb "Should we investigate that?" No, you should probably run I brought these bags for my money But i'll put your body in one Cuz i'm sadistically rich Call me the Donald of Trumps! I'll be breaking the locks Racin' the clock Till I get paid This ain't gonna stop Break in your bank I'm takin it all Makin it rain With the savings i got Maybe your're smart Maybe your're not I know you'd probably Hate to get shot Can't wait for my payday I'm makin a lot I'm saving it up Till the day that I drop But that day ain't gonna come You make laws, i break every one {Chorus} This is America b**h And i'm a capitalist This rap is long overdue But now i'm cashing it in No wonder all of the cops Are probably havin' a fit Cuz i'm a capital plan And you're my capital b*tch! {Verse 4} Where'd you get those guards At the rent-a-cop store? We're knockin doors down Ha - What's the lock for? Rolling in the dough Gotta keep it offshore Hope you like your payday Your're gonna have a lot more!