JOSHUA:
He hit the ground running
WOMEN:
At the speed of light
JOSHUA:
The star was brightly shining
WOMEN:
Like a neon light
JOSHUA:
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
A fixture on the talkshows
To the silver screen
From here to Colorado
He's a s** machine
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
Its pretty but it's sad
But isn't it a drag?
A clean-cut All-American
Really ain't so clean
His royal auditorium
Is a murder scene
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?
It's pretty but it's sad
But isn't it a drag?
Well no one says it's fair
Turn a teenage lush
To a millionaire
Now where's your f**ing champion?
On a panty raid
He's not the All-American
That you thought you paid
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son