JOSHUA: He hit the ground running WOMEN: At the speed of light JOSHUA: The star was brightly shining WOMEN: Like a neon light JOSHUA: It's your favorite son It's your favorite son A fixture on the talkshows To the silver screen From here to Colorado He's a s** machine It's your favorite son It's your favorite son But isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Its pretty but it's sad But isn't it a drag? A clean-cut All-American Really ain't so clean His royal auditorium Is a murder scene It's your favorite son It's your favorite son But isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? It's pretty but it's sad But isn't it a drag? Well no one says it's fair Turn a teenage lush To a millionaire Now where's your f**ing champion? On a panty raid He's not the All-American That you thought you paid It's your favorite son It's your favorite son