[Intro]
If you know me, you know I love basketball
So here's a little story for all of y'all
Ready for a bit of sports reference calls?
Then let's dish it out, like Chris Paul
[Verse 1]
Start off talking about my actual game
Greener than Jeff but I Pressey all day
Bring World Peace with my Hansbrough
Snell sweeter than a Rose though
Drain a three like Kapono
They yelling out "Oh no!"
Rock hard like Gibson
And I can run for Miles
Serving oops like them Waiters
Good Harris, Tobias
Robin Lopez, or maybe just Mopeds
Do the Wright thing when I McCollum up yo' friends
Don't Rush, slow down, do me some Favors
You's a doubting Thomas, your name should be Isaiah
I'm Travis Outlawed, so it made me Meeks
Chris Kaman a napkin, but it was discreet
D-Wade in the pool, saw a Flash of lightning
Felton a honey, Deng! She said "Ayon!"
Can't afford a Horford, door sticker price, Booker
Rubbing on my Temple, Conley-ving out the back door
[Hook]
Who'd have thought that all these NBA players
Would have a name that works for this song
It don't matter where you're from, or how tall you are
If your name fits, it's going in this song
That was a lot of references in there
Did you keep track of all of them?
Because by my count that was 30
But I know we can do better than that
And I know you're expecting better than that
So here we go, with verse two
[Verse 2]
Don't hem and Hawes at me, I Acy all of my tests
And I'm directionally challenged, no matter east or West
Boozer all Daye, 'til I Drummond her at Knight
Neal down in the morning, Mack some more, that's Wright
Robinsons, gotta get that Green, do it every day
Gee, the Butler's Johnson is looking kinda Gray
But before you say Bullocks, and just call me Gay
Or say I'm over the Hill, like Xavier
You'll probably get discouraged when I'm Duncan on your face
It's like crossing two Rivers on a Holiday
Lotta travel, lotta Love, from across the Bay
Turner backwards, you can't see, Udohn't say?
Less Rice, Moore Mayo, and I'm looking Fab
Name your Price when I'm window shopping for Lamb
You can Walker run when all across the Sand
Erstwhile Singler, but now I'm taken
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Sadly we have reached the end of this madness
64 names dropped in two minutes, that's pretty freaking good
Though Andrew Nicholson, Kyle O'Quinn, and even Hedo Turkoglu
Are probably disappointed, but this is Harden to do
I treated you like a Prince, or a princess for the ladies
And instead you just dropped me off like a shot from Nick Calathes
Budingersey they're revolting cause I didn't mention a single Net
So here you go, fam: Toko Shengelia
Who'd have thought that all these NBA players
Would have a name that works for this song
It didn't matter where you're from, or how tall you are
Your name fit, so it went in this song
Well, this seems like a good place to stop
I mean, 72 references, the Bulls had 72 wins
Chi-town, represent