[Intro] If you know me, you know I love basketball So here's a little story for all of y'all Ready for a bit of sports reference calls? Then let's dish it out, like Chris Paul [Verse 1] Start off talking about my actual game Greener than Jeff but I Pressey all day Bring World Peace with my Hansbrough Snell sweeter than a Rose though Drain a three like Kapono They yelling out "Oh no!" Rock hard like Gibson And I can run for Miles Serving oops like them Waiters Good Harris, Tobias Robin Lopez, or maybe just Mopeds Do the Wright thing when I McCollum up yo' friends Don't Rush, slow down, do me some Favors You's a doubting Thomas, your name should be Isaiah I'm Travis Outlawed, so it made me Meeks Chris Kaman a napkin, but it was discreet D-Wade in the pool, saw a Flash of lightning Felton a honey, Deng! She said "Ayon!" Can't afford a Horford, door sticker price, Booker Rubbing on my Temple, Conley-ving out the back door [Hook] Who'd have thought that all these NBA players Would have a name that works for this song It don't matter where you're from, or how tall you are If your name fits, it's going in this song That was a lot of references in there Did you keep track of all of them? Because by my count that was 30 But I know we can do better than that And I know you're expecting better than that So here we go, with verse two [Verse 2] Don't hem and Hawes at me, I Acy all of my tests And I'm directionally challenged, no matter east or West Boozer all Daye, 'til I Drummond her at Knight Neal down in the morning, Mack some more, that's Wright Robinsons, gotta get that Green, do it every day Gee, the Butler's Johnson is looking kinda Gray But before you say Bullocks, and just call me Gay Or say I'm over the Hill, like Xavier You'll probably get discouraged when I'm Duncan on your face It's like crossing two Rivers on a Holiday Lotta travel, lotta Love, from across the Bay Turner backwards, you can't see, Udohn't say? Less Rice, Moore Mayo, and I'm looking Fab Name your Price when I'm window shopping for Lamb You can Walker run when all across the Sand Erstwhile Singler, but now I'm taken [Hook] [Verse 3] Sadly we have reached the end of this madness 64 names dropped in two minutes, that's pretty freaking good Though Andrew Nicholson, Kyle O'Quinn, and even Hedo Turkoglu Are probably disappointed, but this is Harden to do I treated you like a Prince, or a princess for the ladies And instead you just dropped me off like a shot from Nick Calathes Budingersey they're revolting cause I didn't mention a single Net So here you go, fam: Toko Shengelia Who'd have thought that all these NBA players Would have a name that works for this song It didn't matter where you're from, or how tall you are Your name fit, so it went in this song Well, this seems like a good place to stop I mean, 72 references, the Bulls had 72 wins Chi-town, represent