(p**nhub Records)
[Verse 1]
I love watching p**n when I have a bad day
It's like jerking off flushes all the pain away
Christy Mack, Tori Black, Jenna Haze, Jessie Jane
All my favorite stars got a ring to their name
Who the hell to blame when I just f**ing came
p**nhub's the best
All the rest is f**ing lame
And all the other sites need to jump up their game
And even if they don't they gonna jump on this train
Rather p**n at home than at the club and make it rain
Rather rap my a** off than at home with a dame
And you're wrong if you think this song a silly claim to fame
I should feel ashamed cause half of y'all don't even know my name
The hub can't say the same
They're not even in my lane
Hang me up in the hall let me be your wall of shame
[Hook]
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
[Verse 2]
It's funny to me that some of y'all still watch that sh** on TV
Let's take a time warp to the 90's
When everyone bought CD's, DVDs
Thought all money grew on trees
All the b**hes on their knees
Make em beg
Make em tease
Grab that a** and make it squeeze
Make em cringe
Make em pleased
I know it sounds a little f**ed
A little cray cray
But f** that let's take it all back to present day
Cause back then you wouldn't have listened to a word I say
That's why I'm here today to tell you that p**nhub's the way
Of the future and I know it's here to f**ing stay
So go to the site
Sit back and f**ing press play
Let all your f**ing nerves calm in the weirdest way
[Hook]
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
[Verse 3]
Guess I don't really got much more to say
So instead I'll jump ship and make your a**es pay
To become a premium member and watch p**n all day
Let's not forget their partners
Like RedTube, XTube, SexTube
Brazzers is my f**ing fav
I watched that show with Christy Mack just the other day
How could a boyfriend lay a finger on that b**h
Come here War Machine, I'll show you a couple tricks
[Hook]
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
[Verse 4]
It's funny that I'm singing this song
I been telling all my friends about p**nhub since day one
Day one
Day one
Since day one
Day one
Day one
Since day one!
[Hook]
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
p**nhub everyday and every day it's all day
All day
All day
All all all all day
All day
p**nhub all day all day
P-p**nhub all day all day
P-p**nhub all day all day
P-p**nhub all day all day